Crazy Man and Fat Man, Part 1, aka Lindley/Larson

I created Jared Lindley, simply for the purposes of playing with him and traits and whatnot. He's insane, a great kisser, klepto, good sense of humor with commitment issues. Ladies, he's single.

He looks crazy, all the time. The 'talk to self' option is amusing and it brings up his social. Fortunately, he doesn't ever really need to bring up his social because he's always hitting on someone. His lifetime goal is to be the boyfriend of 10 different sims. Sounds like fun.
Number 1- Agnes Crumplebottom, who is unflirty and rich but somehow, Jared makes this work and soon enough he's in her bed.

He works fast. Also he stole some of her lights and things. Haha, Kleptos.
Jared begins to fret over commitment. Agnes does not take this as a compliment. There is also the part where Jared has been seen flirting with Tori Kimura, so Jared breaks up with her and moves onto his next victim.
Cycl0ne Sw0rd or whatever.





Then they break up in public and Cyclone is all sad and Jared is all, whatever.
So it turns out that Agnes got pregnant from their one night together (no not really I clicked 'try for baby on purpose) and so a few days later, Jared gets all excited because now he's got a son. Rene Crumplebottom. Which I quickly change to Rene Lindley.
I was talking to my brother and mentioned how I was going to try to get a wife to leave her husband for Jared and I said, which one: the mother of six, the rich woman, or the evil rich woman? MOTHER OF SIX he yelled, but later protested when he saw she was fat (no fat chicks, he says) but I don't care. It proving difficult, however. They're good friends now and I'll keep trying, anyway.
Jared and his son are pretty cute together. I don't think Agnes minds him just popping up out of nowhere and carrying his son around her large house.
Oh! Here's Russ Larson, a sim I created simply because I have no fat sims and wanted to play with traits. He's an angler, natural cook, hopeless romantic, good, and something else. I can never remember 5th traits. Arghh. Anyway. Oh! He's Childish. He's awesome, too. I moved him in with Jared and they are like opposites, they've never even met. Well, the house I moved them into is huuge. Anyway. Russ loves fishing. So mostly he goes off fishing while Jared goes off hunting for prospectives girlfriends and future mothers of his kids. These two are fun to play.
That's all for now.